BRAD...
Do you really think this is all TRUE? I mean you
and I both live in Texas and not too far apart.
I dont see what he is talking about, do you??
dont you think we need to go in together and
get a lawyer and "sue" for some kind of Texas
Discrimination??? Doesn't this look kind of
discrimnatory to you???
Lets go burn that flame suit right off his,,
ummmm well lets just burn it off of him! :))))
Now Michael,,,,jsut when are you moving to
TEXAs? And what will be your address? Just in case
we other Texa-cans want to welcome you to the
"neighborhood!",,,he he he!! <BG>
p.s I have no truck Gm, F10 or otherwise.
Why dont you like to be "touched?" :)
The only way you have to pay "mud" tax is
iffin you use the mud...do you think you will?
Must have gone to wrong club,,they line dance
still...dont they Brad? Must have been on wrong
side of town..or go to 10 more clubs..
""Drag your midget behind that NEW FORD PICKUP
TRUCK you will have to buy to get down here! lol
"Oh by the way, glad you're coming our way Mike!
BREE! :)
--- Michael Graziano <mgraziano@mindspring.com> wrote:
> In no particular order, and based on the Austin to
> Houston experiences of a New Yorker only.
>
> Flame suit on.... (all in jest) -> <grin>
>
> 1) Plenty of steers, but only met one queer.
> 2) Ford meets their sales quota for pickups in
> Texas.
> Everyone has either an F150, or an F350 Dually.
>
> No-one has the F250. Chevrolet and GMC owners
> are
> outcasts.
> 3) Didn't see any gunracks in Austin, Houston, or
> the drive
> in between.
> 4) Even Grandma drives a dually pickup with a 30
> foot horse
> trailer at 75mph in Texas.
> 5) McDonalds must be the official state restaurant.
> 6) Texas has great f#$king beef ribs, even in the
> crappy places.
> 7) I didn't know trailer homes/parks could be so
> nice.
> 8) A 50X50 yard is more than sufficient for 2 cows.
> They are
> natural lawn mowers, and you can apparently sell
> the
> fertilizer.
> 9) The only handguns I saw were owned by "tha law",
> and were
> pistols, not revolvers.
> 10) Tex-centric aught to be a word in the
> dictionary, because
> Texans believe the world revolves around the the
> Lone Star.
> 11) Apparently, the only reason Texas was on the
> losing side of
> the Civil War was b/c they had to rely on 12
> other states.
> 12) Stop touching me... People like to touch you in
> Austin. "How ya'll doin today?" with a poke on
> the arm.
> 13) When I go into a store, I do not want to talk
> to the
> cashier until I am ready to pay. And I do not
> want
> to hear their life story.
> 14) Realtors get insulted when you tell them "Let's
> move on.
> I don't like it."
> 15) What the hell is a mud tax? Please tell me they
> don't tax
> us on MUD?
> 16) We went into about 10 bars in Austin, saw plenty
> of cowboy
> hats, but not one line dancer. What gives?
>
> All tongue in cheek... Yes, there is a good
> possibility this New Yorker will be moving to (gulp)
> Texas within the next 6 months.... How the hell am
> I going to get the Midget down there...
>
> Mike
> '78 Midget
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