Sheesh Dave! That is probably the oldest mechanic joke in the book.
How 'bout the time I went to the parts store and said "Can I get a gas cap
for my Yugo?" and the parts guy says "Sounds like a fair trade to me."
--
Jay S
on 11/12/02 7:40 PM, Dave Yealy at lbc@littlebitcountry.com wrote:
> A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A
> blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each
> other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She
> replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I lost it
> and need a new one. It had always been there."
>
> The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked
> her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the
> middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the
> hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and
> said, Of course, its right there."
>
> Now go to http://68.67.220.213/710.jpg and see what she was talking about.
>
> Dave
> 60 Bugeye
> 69 B
> 74 B
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