My apologies to the lawyers on the list, but I couldn,t resist.
Mike MacLean-60 Sprite
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new
> Lexus in front
> of his office, ready to show it off to his
> colleagues. As he got
> out, a truck passed too close and completely tore
> off the door on
> the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed
> his cell phone,
> dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled
> up.
> Before the officer had a chance to ask any
> questions, the
> lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus,
> which he had just
> picked up the day before, was now completely ruined
> and would never
> be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
> When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting
> and
> raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and
> disbelief.
> "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,"
> he said. "You
> are so focused on your possessions that you don't
> notice anything
> else."
> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
> The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm
> is
> missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn
> off when
> the truck hit you."
> "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
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