Just passing it on.
> > Subject: Cleavage
> >
> >
> > > Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
> > > complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
> > > Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so,
> > > the husband uncharacteristically comes up
> > > with a suggestion.
> > >
> > > "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
> > > toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
> > >
> > > Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper,
> > > and stands in front of the mirror, rubs it between her breasts.
> > >
> > > "How long will this take?" she asks.
> > >
> > > "They'll grow larger over a period of time," he replies
> > >
> > > The wife stops.
> > > "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
> > > my breasts every day will make my breasts grow ?"
> > >
> > > "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
> > >
> > > .....He did live, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk
> again.
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