In honor of the second day of Autumn:
>The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
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>After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the
>big white horse outside?"
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>The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, why?" The
>cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to
>know that your horse is about dead out there!"
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>The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was
>ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got water for the
>horse, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone
>Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver,
>and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
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>Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Silver.
>Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the
>bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into
>the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger
>stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
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>The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,...
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>"Nothin', but you left your Injun running"! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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