WEDDING PLANS Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their
decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and
on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He
addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" Pharmacist:
"Absolutely."
Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our weddi! ng gifts."
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