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NO LBC BUT WORTH YOUR TIME, I GUARANTEE.

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Subject: NO LBC BUT WORTH YOUR TIME, I GUARANTEE.
Date: Tue, 17 Sep 2002 09:13:01 -0400
Thought you all might like to start your day with a smile before you get
into the
real mundane stuff!! LOL

Bev C.
>
>
> I have this friend who, when her daughter was about 4, went with her
> grandmother (her husband's mother) to her church.  This was the first time
> Amanda had been to this church with her very "prissy/uptight" grandmother.
> Anyhow, the grandmother put her in a class for sunday school and the
teacher
> asked if anyone knew the story of Noah's Ark.  Well, Amanda raised her
> little hand and went up front to tell the story.  She told how it rained
and
> rained and God told Noah to build a big boat - bigger than her Daddy's -
and
> told how he loaded two of all the animals on the boat and some of his
> friends and relatives.  She went on and on about the story, and then the
> teacher asked her what happened after everyone got on the boat.  Amanda
said
> it rained and rained and some bad people came swimming by the boat and
> begged Noah to stop to get them, but (with her little hands on her hips)
> said "But, Noah said, "tough titty!"  Well, apparently the teacher had to
> leave the room because she was laughing so hard.  However, when she told
the
> grandmother about this, expecting the grandmother to laugh, instead the
> grandmother was furious with Amanda.  Needless to say, when my friend
heard
> the story she laughed until she cried BUT she never left Amanda go to that
> church again with this particular grandmother - she took Amanda to their
> church instead.
>
> Just a little humor -
>
> Bev

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