You gotta give the guys credit, at least they believe in "till death do us
part"!!
HealeyRic2@aol.com wrote:
> This is kinda weird, but a friend last week told me how he planned to do
> it. Put the chipper on board his boat, then invite the wife for a ride.
> Knock her off, and put the body through the chipper, distributing the remains
> into the water as chum. Next take the chipper apart and drop it in the water
> piece by piece while cruising along. Probably couldn't be found by Robert
> Ballard that way. Of course this is all hypothetical ... I think.
> Don't do it the way a guy here in Mass. did a couple of years ago. He
> did the wife in, cut her up with a sawzall and her body was never found
> despite the fact the police dug up his cellar. Trouble was, the sawzall was
> borrowed from his neighbor and left traces of the deceased's DNA on the
> blade. Husband was convicted last week.
> Then there's the other guy locally who picked a woman up at a bar and
> took her home with him. Killed her and put her body in a trash barrel. Only
> problem was he took the trash out in the daytime and his upstairs neighbor
> saw the woman's leg hanging out of the barrel and called the cops.
> Of course there's the guy who staked his wife's innards out in the back
> yard after he killed her. Reason: she overcooked the pasta! (where's Soave
> when you need him?)
> Or how about the guy whose wife disappeared without a clue until one
> night he brought the bloody mattress on which he killed her out to the woods
> behind his home, right into the arms of the State Police who had staked him
> out for about 2 weeks.
> Then there's the guy who invited a woman along for a sailboat cruise.
> They found her body half eaten by crabs and tied with the boat's anchor
> chain. This genius' excuse: she got tied up in one of the boat's lines,
> fell overboard, and drowned. He was so afraid no one would believe his story
> he tied her up in the anchor chain and dropped her overboard. Guess what?
> The jury didn't believe his story either.
> We got a bunch of 'em here in Mass., topped by the unforgettable Chuck
> Stuart who shot his wife after attending birthing classes, shot himself in
> the stomach and called the Boston cops on his car phone. Launched a massive
> hunt for the black guy he said did the deed. At least when the truth came
> out, he jumped off a bridge saving my tax money from incarcerating his sorry
> *ss.
>
>
> Rick
>
> In a message dated 6/6/02 11:42:45 AM, RBHouston@aol.com writes:
>
> <<In a message dated 06/05/2002 9:12:59 PM Mountain Daylight Time,
> wsthompson@thicko.com writes:
>
> > If I'd had a pit in my garage (and maybe a woodchipper), I suspect my
> > divorce might have gone a bit differently...
> >
> > WST
> >
>
> With a good enough wood chipper and a garden, you don't even need the pit...
> ..............I hear............
>
> Robert Houston
/// unsubscribe/change address requests to majordomo@autox.team.net or try
/// http://www.team.net/mailman/listinfo
/// Archives at http://www.team.net/archive/spridgets
|