I've have 3 kids, but NEVER made that mistake!
Bet you'll never feel the same about ham sandwiches again!!! (hell, I may
never feel the same way about ham sanwiches OR mustard!)
Gerard
>
>I love mustard.
>
>I had no napkin.
>
>I licked it off.
>
>IT WAS NOT MUSTARD!!!!
>
>No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I
>have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each
>hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my
>tongue.
>
>Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said,
>"Now you know why they call that mustard..."Poupon.'"
>
>
>Dave
>60 Bugeye
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