SUPER BOWL TICKETS
>
>
> A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
> As he sits down, a man
> comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat
> next to him.
>
> "No," he says, "The seat is empty."
>
> "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their
> right mind would have
> a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest
> sporting event in the
> world, and not use it?"
>
> He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I
> was supposed to come
> with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
> Super Bowl we
> haven't been to together since we got married in
> 1987."
>
> "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
> couldn't you find
> someone else-a friend or relative, or even a
> neighbor to take the
> seat?".
>
> The man shakes his head. "No
> They're all at the funeral."
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