8-Step Guide For The Home Spridget Mechanic:
1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a
knife. If you break off the tip, you now
have a screwdriver.
2. Above all, if what you've done is stupid,
but it works, then it isn't stupid.
3. If it's electronic, get a new one...or
consult a twelve year old.
4. Stay simple minded: Get a new battery;
replace the bulb or fuse; see if the tank
is empty; try turning the switch or just
paint over it.
5. Always take credit for miracles. If you
dropped the fuel pump while taking it
apart and it suddenly starts working, you
have healed it.
6. Regardless of what people say, kicking,
pounding, and throwing sometimes DOES help.
7. If something looks level, it is level.
8. If at first you don't succeed, redefine
success.
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