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The Home Spridget Mechanic

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Subject: The Home Spridget Mechanic
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 15:57:42 EST
 8-Step Guide For The Home Spridget Mechanic:
 
  1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a
    knife. If you break off the tip, you now
    have a screwdriver.
 
  2. Above all, if what you've done is stupid,
    but it works, then it isn't stupid.
 
   3. If it's electronic, get a new one...or
       consult a twelve year old.
 
  4. Stay simple minded: Get a new battery;
    replace the bulb or fuse; see if the tank
    is empty; try turning the switch or just
    paint over it.
 
  5. Always take credit for miracles. If you
    dropped the fuel pump while taking it
    apart and it suddenly starts working, you
    have healed it.
 
  6. Regardless of what people say, kicking,
    pounding, and throwing sometimes DOES help.
 
  7. If something looks level, it is level.
 
  8. If at first you don't succeed, redefine
      success.

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