Men, you will appreciate this one, Ladies, you might as well delete it
now. I's a guy thing, you wouldn't/shouldn't understand.
For any offended Postal Working Listers, be forewarned, I have guns too.
This is Texas ya know <BG>
Interview at the Postal Service
A guy went to apply for a job with the U.S. Postal Service. During
the
interview, the interviewer asked the guy if he was a veteran. The guy
said
"Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."
Then the interviewer asked if the guy had any disabilities. The guy
responded, "Well, I stepped on a landmine over there and blew my
testicles
off."
"Great!" the interviewer responded. "We give disabled vets
preference. You
can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."
"But doesn't everyone normally start at 8 a.m.?" asked the guy.
"Yes, but you don't have to come in until 10. All we do is just stand
around
and scratch our b@!!s for the first two hours anyway."
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