Guess that 'cause he thought they go over his "big" head, right? I mean he
is a biggest dick in the White House since Nixon, afterall...'-)
Anon (flame suit on)
At 2:39 PM -0400 7/31/01, RBHouston@aol.com wrote:
>President Putin
>called President George W. Bush with an emergency:
>
>"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried.
>"My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"
>
>"Mr.Putin, the American people would be happy to do
>anything within their power to help you,' replied the President.
>
>"I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly
>send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
>
>"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.
>
>"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.
>"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4"
>in diameter?" said Putin.
>
>"No problem," replied the President and, with that, George hung up and called
>the President of the ABC condom company. "I need a favor, you've got to send
>1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."
>
>"Consider it done," said the President of ABC.
>
>"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."
>
>"Easily done. Anything else?"
>
>"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN TEXAS, SIZE SMALL' on each one."
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