Being 100% Texas (and like any prosperous Texas, I live in New Mexico)
You are 100% Texan if...
You use the phrase "fixin' to" almost daily.
You know exactly what calf fries are, and eat them anyway.
You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are
sissies.
You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the
distance to the door but by the availability of shade.
You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
When you hear a tornado siren, you go out and look for a funnel.
You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the
same store.
A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is - with a grill
guard...
You know that everything goes better with Ranch.
You know that "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
You are 100% Texan if you have ever had this conversation: "You wanna
Coke?"
"Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper
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