This was too good not to pass on. Besides, the list needs to lighten up.
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while they were at a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries, several people noticed her sitting in
her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, Linda replied that she'd
been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for
over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back
of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,
making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit
her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was,
she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out,
but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until
someone noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
Larry Miller
http://www.ado13.com
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