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London, 10th November 2000
To the citizens of the United States of America,
Following your failure to elect a President of the USA to govern
yourselves
and, by
extension, the free world, we hereby give notice of the revocation of
your
independence. Her
Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume a monarch's duties over
all
states,
commonwealths and other territories.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply
with
the following
acts:
1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary
2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God save the Queen"
3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
4. Declare war on Quebec
Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to
ensure the
acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your cooperation and... cheerio!
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Larry Macy
78 Midget
Keep your top down and your chin up.
Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Manager/Administrator
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104
Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a
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