This is how the aliens that have visited earth power their ships. Most reports
from humans claiming contact with said same aliens have heard a muffled yowling
not unlike thousands of cats with buttered toast on their backs.
Geoff Branch
----- Original Message -----
From <DLancer7676 at cs.com>
To: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, September 08, 2000 5:18 PM
Subject: High Cat Content--NO LBC!!!
> Someone sent me this creative proposal:
>
> When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when
> >toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side
> >facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of
> >a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground.
> >With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could
> >easily link New York with Chicago.
>
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