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NO LBC, was Miata, now meat

To: JustBrits@aol.com, spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: NO LBC, was Miata, now meat
Date: Sun, 20 Aug 2000 07:28:43 -0500
> 2 pounds of Filet, put it on an arrow, shoot over the flame.  DONE!! 

Whatcha trying to do?  Burn the meat?  The proper method is to put the
meat on the plate while looking at the flame (similarly, the recipe for
making a proper martini involves filling the glass with gin while looking
at a bottle of vermouth on the other side of the room).

This method doesn't apply in the case of liver (which, contrary to
popular belief, is the result of a massive conspiracy by elementary
school lunch room ladies everywhere, and maybe the communists); liver
requires a bit more flame and cooking time.  The proper method of cooking
liver is to place the liver on a double thickness of tin foil, surround
with thin sliced onions, add seasoning to taste, and dropping in 2
tablesppons of butter (real butter, not margarine).  Fold the tin foil
around the liver to make a compact, leak-resistant package.  Take the
package out to your LBC, drive to the local waste incinerator, and place
the package in the firebox.  Drive home.  Order pizza.

Rich

"Just grab a steer, knock his horns off, wipe his nasty a**, and slap him
on a plate."
Woody Harrelson, playing Pepper, in "The Cowboy Way."
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