Hey Larry,
So If I relate to more then three of these does that mean I'm old?
Great laugh
Rick
Larry & Sandi Miller wrote:
>
> I could not resist sending this to the list. I think most of the people here
> can identify with these.
>
> In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
> It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
> Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
> No one expects you to run into a burning building.
> People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
> People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
> There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
> Things you buy now won't wear out.
> You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
> You can eat dinner at 4:00
> You can live without sex but not without glasses.
> You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch
> television.
> You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
> You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
> You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
> You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
> You got cable for the weather channel.
> You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
> You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
> You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the
> room.
> You send money to PBS.
> You sing along with the elevator music.
> You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
> Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
> Your back goes out more than you do.
> Your ears are hairier than your head.
> Your eyes won't get much worse.
> Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
> Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
> Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them
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