DLancer7676@cs.com wrote:
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> Yah--Bill was sitting one night next to his pine sap laden dog drinking a
> vodka on the rocks and accidentily spilled his vodka on the dog, thereby
> accidentily discovering while wiping the dog off that the pine sap was coming
> off too. Come on Bill. . .fess up!!
Sort of, you see it was a cold fall evening and I was drinking my vodka on the
rocks out of the small glass, the 32 oz tumbler, since the big glass was in
dishwasher.
Well after a couple of these, 4, I passed out and spill number 5 onto the dog.
When I woke up I was starting to get a hang over. Since the best cure is
more liquor I had to think quick. After about 5 minutes, which is quick for
a drunk, I came up with a plan. I since it was a cold evening, the vodka
that was spilled on the sap laden dog had not evaporated. I grabbed a rag
and wiped the vodka off the dog. I then wrung out the rag into the 32 oz
tumbler. When I was done I had about 15 oz. of vodka, which I drank. It
had a bit of a pine tastes but it was nice. A bit later when I was talking
to the wife she asked about the hangover. That when I told her I cured
it with "Some Hair of the Dog." So now you know who and when that phrase
was coined.
Bill "I got plenty more where that came from" Gilroy
PS. That noise you just heard was a rimshot.
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