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Re: driving styles

To: spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: driving styles
Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000 09:52:26 EDT
In a message dated 6/23/00 12:37:11 AM Eastern Daylight Time, kgb@clipper.net 
writes:

<< Double Mocha Latte in one hand, cell phone held to the ear with the other,
 newspaper balanced on steering wheel with elbows - Eugene, Oregon.
 Kate
  >>

       Kate,
                  You forgot to add Birkenstocks  on the pedals  
                                             and
 SAVE THE (pick one or more) GREAT NORTHWEST,  WHALES,   TREES, RIVERS,    
OCEAN,    AIR,      PLANET,     RIVER,      BIRDS,     FISH,  OR FAVORITE  
INSECT, PLANET, NEW AGE,      OTHER CAUSE____________
                                  I  (Universal Heart Logo)             
DOGS/CATS/HORSES/WILDERNESS/WHITEWATER/STARBUCKS
                  {but rarely do you see one that says WIFE/KIDS/MOM}    
                                   
             MY OTHER VEHICLE IS A HYBRID POWERED WHITE WATER RAFT
  
             ARE YOU  FROM CALIFORNIA?  ARE YOU LOST?  ASK ME FOR             
                               DIRECTIONS. 
                   
             LEGALIZE/CRIMINALIZE:    POT      CALIFORNICATORS     FREEMEN
                                                    
             I SUPORT OREGAN'S MANATORY THIRD GRAYD LITERACEY TEST         
FOR AITTH GRADE GRADJUATES. YOU SHUD TWO.  

             MAHAREESHI   CALIFORNICATORS    FREEMEN      GO HOME
                                                     
           CARS POLUTE THE ENVIRONMENT AND CONSUME RESOURCES
                                        bumper  stickers
                                plastered all over the back of their 
 A)  VOLVO   B) MONSTER PICK UP   C) SPORT UTE   D) OTHER VEHICLE

        Waiting for the Oregon Beef Council's general counsel to send a 
warning any moment now....... 
                           Mark Childers 

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