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>From: Sailfripp@aol.com <Sailfripp@aol.com>
>To: cnaldrich@earthlink.net <cnaldrich@earthlink.net>; >
>>BAD HUMOR
>>
>> What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
>>
>> Her navel.
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>> What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
>>
>> A bingo machine.
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>> What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
>>
>> The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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>> Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
>>
>> Mace will do that to you.
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>> Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
>>
>> Everyone has the same DNA.
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>> Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
>>
>> A different bar.
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>> What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than
the
>>other?
>>
>> A speech impediment.
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>> What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
>>half mast?
>>
>> They're hiring.
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>> Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
>>
>> Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
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>> What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
>>
>> A pimp.
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>> What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
>>
>> A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
>>the cage, along with a recipe.
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>> How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck?
>>
>> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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>> What's the Cuban national anthem?
>>
>> "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
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>> What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a
>>southern fairy tale?
>>
>> A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."
>>
>> A southern fairy tale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this
>>shit...
>>
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