Larry Miller wrote:
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> > On Fri, 28 Jan 2000 08:53:24 -0800 "Larry Miller" <millerls@ado13.com>
> > writes:
> > >Rick
> > >
> > >I would love to come but:
> > >
> > >Super Bowl Sunday is a traditional party day here and is not to be
> > >missed.
> > >By far the best party of the year. The only acceptable excuse for
> > >missing it
> > >is death.
> >
> > Yours or somebody else????
> >
> Your own. Death of a child or spouse is not an acceptable excuse.
This fits, got it the other week.
>You might have seen this one before.....
>
>A man named Bob receives a free ticket to the Superbowl from his
>company.
>Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is
>in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the
>Goodyear Blimp than the field.
>About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat, 10
>rows off the field, right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a
>chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security
>guards to the empty seat.
>As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me,
>is anyone sitting here?" The man says no.
>Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again
>inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right
>mind would have a seat like this, at the Superbowl and not use it?"
>The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed
>to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Superbowl
>we haven't been to, together, since we got married in 1967."
>"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still, couldn't you find
>someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"
>"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."
>
Bill Gilroy
77 Midget
90 Shar-Pei
Q. How do the players in TN get their feet into their cleats with the
extra toes? Are out of state draft picks supplies Lee Press On Toes?
Sorry.
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