for Elizabeth ;-) (NO LBC)

 THE PUNCTUATION LESSON

 An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing"
 on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

 The men wrote:   "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
 The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

 Punctuation is everything!
    Ed in NC ;-)
 The wheelchocks are getting bigger. I have to remember to move them
before driving away now. :-)