When the bids go on fire
For a flat treadless tire, dat'za E-bay
When your wallet's now dust
For body panels of rust, Dat'za e-bay
When that jack bid gets high
To that ol' Spritenut Guy
Dat'za E-bay
On that bank account you tug
Just to bid on the wrong color rugs
Dat'za Ebay!!!
--- Robert Weeks <lists@woozy.com> wrote:
> Sung to the tune of Dean Martin's "That's Amore"
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> When you bid much too high, for something you must
> buy, that'sa ebay
> New Old Stock makes you drool, just like pasta
> fazool, you must bid.
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> Beanie Babies, perfume, and a new shop vacume,
> that'sa ebay
> Bumpers of chrome, new seat foams, for the wife, a
> new cellphone, got to
> bid.
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> Well, it's a start, feel free to add to it if you so
> desire.
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> Robert
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-spridgets@autox.team.net
> [mailto:owner-spridgets@autox.team.net]On Behalf Of
> RBHouston@aol.com
> Sent: Sunday, December 12, 1999 11:22 PM
> To: b-evans@ix.netcom.com; type79@ix.netcom.com
> Cc: stefanr@bealenet.com; spridgets@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: E-bay
>
>
> In a message dated 12/10/1999 9:56:04 PM Mountain
> Standard Time,
> b-evans@ix.netcom.com writes:
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> >
> > Jay and Stefan...
> >
> > You are both absolutely right, it is a form of
> bid manipulation. As
> such,
> > it is
> > unethical in all auctions, whether at Sotheby's,
> Christie's or on the
> > Internet. It
> > is also a clear violation of eBay rules and has
> rightly resulted in
> people
> > being
> > banished. If anyone thinks that it is OK to
> break the rule, they would
> also
> > being
> > saying it would be OK for a seller to break the
> same rule by using a
> shill
> > to drive
> > up a price.
> >
> > Bob Evans
> > Anaheim, California
>
> Robert, Ed, chuck, Frank...
>
> oolitcay onya hetay ebayya....these guys are going
> to figure out our plans
> for Spridget part monopolization and ultimate world
> domination. By the way
> Guido says the take from the slots are down, Ed you
> are late on your veto
> for
> the trilateral presidential pick, and chuck the John
> Birtch society is
> reporting you for late dues payment.
>
> Robert, the brown shirts you ordered and the arm
> bands should be ready next
> week.
>
> Did we ever figure out Jays address for the Chicago
> guys?...the ought to be
> a
> law against witness relocation........
>
> Robert Houston...gotta go, the voices want me to
> clean the guns
> again.........
>
>
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Ron Soave
"A Fool and His Money Can Throw One Hell of a Party"
1960 Bugeye
1972 BGT
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