HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM
* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
* One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: Boston
* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator:
California. With gun in lap: L.A.
* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
* One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot
on brake, mind on game: Seattle
* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake,
throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas (male)
* One hand constantly refocusing the rearview mirror to show
different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse,
brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on
the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome . 38 revolver
with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment:
Texas (female)
* Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna,
cousin/spouse in passenger seat: Arkansas
* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window
level, driving 35 on the interstate in the fast lane with the left
blinker on: Florida
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