In a message dated 8/13/99 8:05:43 AM, richard.arnold@juno.com writes:
<<Thus, Miss Maggie, the 74.5 RB MGB is up for sale.  Rough body shape,
decent soft top, ugly interior.  Wire wheels.  Detoxed.  Hardtop, too. 
OD.  Comes with extra doors, extra wings, extra head, and a series of
odds and ends new parts (carb kits, brake hoses, mounts, etc).  Runs.
>>
Geez kid, if you can't write with more imagination than that you'll never 
make it through 1L, yet alone pass the bar.  It goes like this:
    "Vintage British Sports Car - Original bodywork never molested by paint 
or filler.  Convertible top for those warm summer nights.  Unique interior 
appointments.
Wire wheels.  Race-tuned motor.Rare factory hardtop, allowing comfortable 
year-round use.  Overdrive transmission for effortless highway cruising.  
Spare parts readily available.  Drive it away.  Motivated seller.  " 
Seriously, best of luck.  After a few weeks of law school,the list will seem 
absolutely lucid by comparison.
Rick, Esq.
What'd they mean when they said, "I guess he had to pass one bar in his life"
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