Scary.
some of these could get you shot.
Funny, though. <G>
At 06:39 AM 8/13/99 -0400, Larry Macy wrote:
>Thought all might like this - sorry if you got before
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>Larry
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>Happy weekend
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> 35 Fun Things to do When Driving
>
> 1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
> 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
> 3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
> 4. Two words: Chicken suit.
> 5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint.
> The more it looks like blood, the better.
> 6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview
> mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.
> 7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot.
> 8. Stop at the green lights.
> 9. Go at the red ones.
> 10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out
> your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
> 11. Eat food that requires silverware.
> 12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put
> sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.
> 13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously.
> With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.
> 14. Honk frequently without motivation.
> 15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended
> and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.
> 16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.
> 17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
> 18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
> 19. Restart your car at every stop light.
> 20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk
> to them, stroking them lovingly.
> 21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their
> butts out the window.
> 22. Keep at least five cats in the car.
> 23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.
> 24. If an firetruck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the
> roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass!
> 25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.
> 26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger
> seat, when driving alone.
> 27. Stop and collect roadkill.
> 28. Stop and pray for roadkill.
> 29. Stop and cook roadkill. (If in Tennessee.)
> 30. Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.
> 31. Get in the fast lane and gradually... slow... down... to...
> a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
> 32. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
> 33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're
> in. When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at
> your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"
> 34. Sing without having the radio on.
> 35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you,
> then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off...
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>Larry Macy
>78 Midget
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>Keep your top down and your chin up.
>
>Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
>macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
>System Manager/Administrator
>Neuropsychiatry Section
>Department of Psychiatry
>University of Pennsylvania
>3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
>Philadelphia, PA 19104
>
>In a world without walls or fences, what use do we have for windows or
>gates?
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