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[Fwd: 4.2] (No LBC) [poor humor]

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Subject: [Fwd: 4.2] (No LBC) [poor humor]
From: Steven Fooshee <fooshst@stumail.gc.cc.fl.us>
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 1999 16:53:28 -0500
Reply-to: Steven Fooshee <fooshst@stumail.gc.cc.fl.us>
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JD_Kemp@notes.ymp.gov wrote:
> 
> One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner.
> One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his
> food. The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to the end
> each sharpened to a point, this he used to spear his food and place it in
> his mouth. The chimp was very proud of his inventions which he called his
> one point tool and his four point tool.
> 
> One day he awoke to find that the four point tool was missing. The chimp was
> distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool. First
> he came upon the lion. "Lion, Lion!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point
> tool?"
> 
> "No." Replied the lion, "I have not seen your four point tool."
> 
> Then the chimp came upon the gorilla. "Gorilla, Gorilla!" he cried, "Have
> you seen my four point tool?"
> 
> "No." Replied the gorilla, "I have not seen your four point tool."
> 
> Then the chimp came upon the jaguar. "Jaguar, Jaguar!" he cried, "Have you
> seen my four point tool?"
> 
> "Yup!" replied the jaguar, "I HAVE seen your four point tool."
> 
> "Well where is it?" inquired the chimp.
> 
> "I ate it." Said the Jaguar, smugly.
> 
> "Why would you do that?" Cried the chimp.
> 
> "Because," replied the big cat, "I'm a four point tool eater Jaguar!"

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