Now, I'm not going to be blamed for telling this joke am I?
PC
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At 09:08 AM 7/23/99 , Chris Kotting wrote:
>The joke is:
>
>An elderly man approaches a pretty young woman:
>
>Old Man: "Would you go to bed with me for $1,000,000?"
>Young Woman: "Sure!"
>Old Man: "How about $20, then?"
>Young Woman: (indignant) "What kind of woman do you think I am?"
>Old Man: "We've already established that, my dear. Now we're just
>negotiating on price."
>
>Chris Kotting
>ckotting@iwaynet.net
>
>"Peter C." wrote:
>>
>> A old punch line comes to mind.... something like ..."I know what you are,
>> now we're just negotiating price."
>> Can't remember the joke, though...........
>>
>> Peter C aka PC (sometimes)
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>> At 08:34 AM 7/23/99 , George Procyshyn wrote:
>> >Heh heh ... for that kind of money they can have any and ALL the
>> >cars I've ever owned. A million bucks can buy a heap of sentiment.
>> >George
>> >
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> After all......There is no Blue book for sentimental value...
>> >> Bruce Lowry
>> >> (But a million is close enough for me!)
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