Larry, allow me a modification:
> "Sorry As a Square body Spridget owner I could't help myself"
1. SHOULD READ: Sorry as a Square body Spridget owner. ;-)
2. Add another to the list: What does a horny toad say? Need-it,
Need-it
Funny stuff! I'll use that in my classroom (Biology).
Have fun!
Dave
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> Larry
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> FROG JOKES FROM MY COLLECTION:
>
> Q: Why are frogs so happy?
> A: They eat whatever bugs them!
>
> Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
> A: They get tongue tied!
>
> Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
> A: Unhoppy.
>
> Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub
> scrubby-mit?
> A: A rubbit!
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> Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
> A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
>
> Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking
> meter expired?
> A: It got toad!!
>
> Q: What's green green green green green?
> A: A frog rolling down a hill
>
> Q: What is a frog's favorite game?
> A: Croaket
>
> Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
> A: French flies and a diet Croak
>
> Q: Why did the frog say meow?
> A: He was learning a foreign language.
>
> Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
> A: He needed a "hopperation" !
>
> Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
> A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!
>
> Q: How deep can a frog go?
> A: Knee-deep Knee-deep!
>
> Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
> A: Jumpsuits!
>
> Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
> A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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> Larry Macy
> 78 Midget
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> Keep your top down and your chin up
>
> Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
> macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
> System Administrator/Manager
> Neuropsychiatry Section
> Department of Psychiatry
> University of Pennsylvania
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