New state mottos for the millenium. Should be something here to annoy most
everyone.
Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and
With Less Character
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our
Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist
Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death
to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay,
Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
(For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars
at Work
(LBC) -->Montana: Home of Montana Bob. At Least Our Cows Are Sane.
Nebraska: Bring your Yamaha to Omaha
Nevada: Whores and Gambling!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right
to an Attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really ARE One of the 50 States!
Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island, Honest!
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't
Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablamos Ingle's (Yes, we speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Ayuh!
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw
Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and
Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot?
Steve Byers
Havelock, NC USA
'73 Midget GAN5UD126009G "OO NINE"
"It is better to remain silent, and be thought a fool
than to speak, and remove all doubt" -- Mark Twain
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