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Skilled Gynecologist - HUMOR - NO LBC

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Subject: Skilled Gynecologist - HUMOR - NO LBC
From: Monty Love <mlove@Sentar.com>
Date: Tue, 6 Apr 1999 09:52:55 -0500
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Subject: Skilled Gynaecologist
 A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and
 become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech
 college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and
 attended diligently, learning all she could.  When time for
 the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for
 weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
 
 When the results came back, she was surprised to find that
 she had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, she
 called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear
 ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
 there had been an error which needed adjusting."
 
 The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine
 apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.  You
 put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also
 worth 50% of the mark.  I gave you an extra 50% because you
 did all of it THROUGH the muffler..."
 
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 Thanks to Lorene Fiser for passing that one along!
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