HERS:
1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. Opens window
3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
4. Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
3. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
4. Finally rolls down window
5. Pulls up to a 7 -11
6. Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
7. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
8. Gets back into car.
9. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
10. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this
is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
11. Almost hits a deer
12. Curses the night
13. Drives and fiddles with radio.
14. Yells at passenger for suggesting the map again
15. And of course you're still lost.
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