Adventures in towing

[drded@ix.netcom.com (David Deutsch)]

As most of you are already aware, I drive a tow truck for a living. 
Today's adventures included a jump start of a Crown Victoria for a 
gentleman of the cloth. The car was stone dead and the this particular 
person was questioning the hows, whats and whys of auto mechanics. 
Showing me receipts of resent work and just really was showing no signs 
of letting up. The car took the jump and started and then he asked "why 
does things like this happen?" To which I replied "Because the Ford 
works in mysterious ways" :-)

Safety Fast,
David Deutsch