Before you read this, I must tell you I like George W. Bush, the current
President of the US. However, this is too good not to pass along. I'm sure
there are apologies to Bud & Lou somewhere for this...
Scott
Subject: Hu's On First
>
> > > > > HU'S ON FIRST
> > > > >
> > > > > By James Sherman
> > > > >
> > > > > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
> > > > >
> > > > > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> > > > > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> > > > > George: Great. Lay it on me.
> > > > > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
> > > > > George: That's what I want to know.
> > > > > Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
> > > > > George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
China?
> > > > > Condi: Yes.
> > > > > George: I mean the fellow's name.
> > > > > Condi: Hu.
> > > > > George: The guy in China.
> > > > > Condi: Hu.
> > > > > George: The new leader of China.
> > > > > Condi: Hu.
> > > > > George: The Chinaman!
> > > > > Condi: Hu is leading China.
> > > > > George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> > > > > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> > > > > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> > > > > Condi: That's the man's name.
> > > > > George: That's who's name?
> > > > > Condi: Yes.
> > > > > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader
> of
> > > > > China?
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.
> > > > > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
> > > > > Middle East.
> > > > > Condi: That's correct.
> > > > > George: Then who is in China?
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.
> > > > > George: Yassir is in China?
> > > > > Condi: No, sir.
> > > > > George: Then who is?
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.
> > > > > George: Yassir?
> > > > > Condi: No, sir.
> > > > > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> > > > > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
phone.
> > > > > Condi: Kofi?
> > > > > George: No, thanks.
> > > > > Condi: You want Kofi?
> > > > > George: No.
> > > > > Condi: You don't want Kofi.
> > > > > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
> milk.
> > > > > And then get me the U.N.
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.
> > > > > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> > > > > Condi: Kofi?
> > > > > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> > > > > Condi: And call who?
> > > > > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> > > > > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
> > > > > George: Will you stay out of China?!
> > > > > Condi: Yes, sir.
> > > > > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
the
> > > > > U.N.
> > > > > Condi: Kofi.
> > > > > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
phone.
> > > > > (Condi picks up the phone.)
> > > > > Condi: Rice, here.
> > > > > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> > > > > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can
> > you
> > > > > get
> > > > > Chinese food in the Middle East?
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