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RE: Joke / humour : ADVANTAGES OF BEING SOUTH AFRICAN!

To: "'Bradley D Richardson'" <bradrichardson@juno.com>
Subject: RE: Joke / humour : ADVANTAGES OF BEING SOUTH AFRICAN!
From: Chris De Wet <DeWetC1@sapo.co.za>
Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 09:52:30 +0200
Same thing happens to me Brad . The guys up North in Africa must think I
live in the US as well . Get a lot of unsolicited mail from African
countries like Nigeria . Huge scam me thinks . Especially If you see how
many of them are actually starving at this stage .

BTW if I had a cousin etc. who died and left me a bundle , I wouldn't have
had to occasionally beg for a used unwanted Triumph part or two :-)

Chris de Wet .
PO Box 472 , Ifafi , 0260 , South Africa .
Cell 0839989744 , Office 012-3398071 , Home 012-2591129 .
 
'56 TR 3 ( TS 10795 ) & '64 Spitfire 4 Mk 1 ( FC 25680 ) .
1933 Triumph Sport Special ( very , very long term project )
And various other Triumphs .

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From: Bradley D Richardson [mailto:bradrichardson@juno.com]
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Subject: Re: Joke / humour : ADVANTAGES OF BEING SOUTH AFRICAN!


Chris,

You missed another apparent great advantage of living in Africa.  It
would seem that a significant portion of your country are
multi-millionaires.  I base that on the now almost weekly e-mails both
Kristi and I get, un requested, offering us 20% of their estate if we
will serve as their contact in the States and help them transfer their
$10, 20, 30+ million.  Lot of death though in your country, as each
e-mail starts off with "My (dad, mom, cousin, etc.), just died and left
me a bundle,,,,,

*S*

Brad

====================

On Wed, 20 Feb 2002 12:47:52 +0200 Chris De Wet <DeWetC1@sapo.co.za>
writes:
> List . No offence intended .
> 
> THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING SOUTH AFRICAN
> 1. No need trying to keep up with the Jones's, they emigrated last 
> week..
> 2. You can eat half dried meat ( called biltong ) and not be 
> considered
> disgusting.
> 3. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid..
> 4. You can experience bad service in eleven official languages..
> 5. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby 
> /
> football matches?
> 6. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show 
> how angry
> they are by dancing..
> 7. You're considered clumsy if you cannot: use a cellphone (without 
> car
> kit), change CDs, drink a beer and smoke, all at the same time.
> 8. Great accent........
> 9. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the 
> most
> dangerous city in the world..
> 10. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for 
> your
> house..
> 11. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire..
> 12. The police are the first on the scene for most major crimes 
> ........
> .......... without being called !!!! ....
> 
> Kind regards .
> Chris de Wet .
> PO Box 472 , Ifafi , 0260 , South Africa .
> Cell 0839989744 , Office 012-3398071 , Home 012-2591129 .
> 
> '56 TR 3 ( TS 10795 ) & '64 Spitfire 4 Mk 1 ( FC 25680 ) . 
> 1933 Triumph Sports Special ( long term project )
> And various other Triumphs .
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