ROTF!!! I love it!
Richard Stieg wrote:
> > > > Undies are important
> > > >
> > > > Here's your weekly safety brief. Be careful what you wear (or don't
> > > wear),
> > > > when working under your vehicle...especially in public. From the
> Sydney
> > > > Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a central west couple who
> > > drove
> > > > their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking
> > lot.
> > > > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
> > car there in the lot.
> > > >
> > > > The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
> On
> > > > closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
> the
> > > > chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
> > > > private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
> > > embarrassment
> > > > she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and
> > > tucked
> > > > everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across
> the
> > > > hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly
> by.
> > > >
> > > > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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