Joke of the day

[OHFASTONE@aol.com]

The old gent was backing his Rolls into the last available
  parking space when a zippy red sports car whipped in behind him
  to take the spot.
  
  The young driver jumped out and said: "Sorry Pops, but you've got
  to be young and smart to do that."
  
  The old man ignored the remark and kept reversing until the Rolls
  had crunched the sports car into a crumpled heap.
  
  "Sorry son, you've got to be old and rich to do that!"