>
> "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls." - Rocky, age 9
>
> "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."
> - Stephanie, age 8
>
> "Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower."
> - Lamar, age 10
>
> "Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your
> parents are doing taxes." - Carrol, age 9
>
> "Never bug a pregnant mom." - Nicholas, age 11
>
> "Don't ever be too full for dessert." - Kelly, age 10
>
> "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?'
> don't answer him." - Heather, age 16
>
> "Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
> - Michael, age 14
>
> "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball
> bat." - Joel, age 12
>
> "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom
> when she's on the phone." - Alyesha, age 13
>
> "Never try to baptize a cat." - Laura, age 13
>
> "Never spit when on a roller coaster." - Scott, age 11
>
> "Never do pranks at a police station." - Sam, age 10
>
> "Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving."
> - Rob, age 10
>
> "Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do
> what your mom told you to do." - Hank, age 12
>
> "Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand."
> - Molly, age 11
>
> "Listen to your brain. It has lots of information."
> - Chelsey, age 7
>
> "Stay away from prunes." - Randy, age 9
>
> "Never dare your little brother to paint the family car."
> - Phillip, age 13
>
> "Forget the cake, go for the icing." - Cynthia, age 8
>
> "Remember the two places you are always welcome - church
> and Grandma's house." - Joanne, age 11
>
> "When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents."
> - Matthew, age 12
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