I don't know about secrets of collecting cars, but these were my secrets for
shopping-especially when I was living with my ex-boyfriend-especially after we
broke up but were still room mates!
Works for all sorts of merchandise!
Laura G.
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>From: "BILL McDEVITT" <wmmk1@informatics.net>
>Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2000 17:53:28 -0500
>To: "Spifires Autox Team" <spitfires@autox.team.net>
>Subject: SECRETS OF COLLECTING BRITISH CARS!!
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>Collect only one make or model. If they all look alike
>it is harder for your wife to tell them apart and or
>count them.
>Never take your wife or significant other with you when
>making a purchase or picking up a car.
>Never put all the cars in one place. This also makes them
>hard to count, spread them out.
>Only bring home the ones you want her to see.
>Always pay cash or cashiers check. Never purchase cars
>or parts from the family checking account.
>Frequently run ads for used cars and parts even if you never intend to sell
>any. It looks good and it helps to
>have some messages on the answering machine,
>especially if your wife doesn't recognize your best friends
>voice.
>You must always have friend that you can sell one to,
>so you can plead with your wife that you have actually
>bought and sold one.
>When you are foolish enough to write something like this,
>never leave it around where your wife might read it!!
>This article was recieved from: Philip A. Valois,
>Sapula, Oklahoma.
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