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from the jag lovers list.
> The Triumph Convertible was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for
speeding.
>
> As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes
> in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
>
> "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
>
> "Well, show me," the officer demanded.
>
> The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first
> three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand,
> underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the
> breakdown lane and amazing the officer.
>
> Just then, another Triumph passed by. The driver did a double take,
> and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test
> they're giving now."
>
>
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Subject: [pub] Todays joke LIFE IN THE BREAKDOWN LANE
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The XJS Convertible was pulled over by a highway patrolwoman for speeding.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes
in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
"Well, show me," the officer demanded.
The juggler took out the machetes and started juggling them; first
three, then more until he was tossing seven at one time, overhand,
underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show in the
breakdown lane and amazing the officer.
Just then, another Jaguar passed by. The driver did a double take,
and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test
they're giving now."
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