Just a little humour to start the new year out with laughter, instead of
yelling. "FT"
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married
couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiting for my
husband to come home from work." The daughter-in-law replied.
"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law "This is my love dress"
the
daughter-in-law replied.
"LOVE DRESS! You are naked." said the mother-in-law.
"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy
and he
makes me happy." said the daughter-in-law. "I would appreciate your
leaving now because my husband will be home any minute." The
daughter-in-law continued.
Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the
way
home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea. She
undressed,
showered, applied her best perfume and waited by the door for Her
husband
to come home. Finally the pickup truck drove up the drive way and she
took
her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door and
immediately
saw his wife naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress" the
mother-in-law replied.
"Maybe you should iron it." he replied.
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