just 4 u guys

["Arthur H. Smith" <arthurhsmith@compuserve.com>]

the Jag list has been talking about beverages for a whille and this came
through.


Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small
traces of female hormones.  To prove their theory, the scientists
fed 100
men 12 pints of beer each and observed that 100% of them: gained
weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became emotional,
couldn't
drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.