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RE: Commentary on WHY ME? my .02 cents

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Subject: RE: Commentary on WHY ME? my .02 cents
From: "Tommy Morris" <morris@tmed.tatrc.org>
Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1999 10:07:27 -0500
I don't know about anyone else, but I think they have some awesome alarm
systems in south africa that we should adopt. These are just a few.

1)Flame thrower (comes out under the rockerpanel)keeps them toasty until the
police arrive.

2)Electrical alarm for exterior entry(sends Intermittent pulse through door
handels)has shocking results.

2b)Electrical alarm for seats/steering wheel (wire mesh in material is
electrified if the car is hotwired).

3)alarm system with a pager (so you can get use out of your Louisville
slugger).

4)Alarm system that notifies Police of stolen car (locks the doors and
disables car)Optional unbreakable bulletproof glass.

5)Alarm from Madd Max TNT (they'll have a blast ripping this car off)

6)Pitbull terrier (that'll take a bite out of crime).

As for someone says "It's your own fault for owning 'that' car." Sound like
Car Envy they are just jealous they don't have one.

I am still a Kid at heart, I may have done some harmless pranks growing up
but vandelism and theft of a car is just wrong.

Cheers,
Tommy

77 Spitfire (Java)
82 RX7 GS
84 RX7
95 Cirrus (Wifes car)



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