non LBC=humour

["Fred Thomas" <vafred@erols.com>]

Very elderly gent in a retirement home post a note on the bulletin board
"Sex 4 Sale Room 318", next evening a knock at his door and a very, very old
lady, asks, are you the gentlman who offered sex for sale, yes I am, 5.00
for the floor, 10.00 for the sofa, and 20.00 for the water bead, with this
the lady hands him a 20.00 bill, the elderly gentleman says I see you want
the waterbed treatment, no the lady replys, I want "4" on the floor.