Irishman walks into a bar on crutches orders a whiskey, and sees a priest at
the end of the bar, tells the bar tender to give the priest a drink on him
Frenchman walks into the bar with a crippled hand and orders a glass of
wine, sees the priest and does the same with the bartender
A redneck walks into the bar bent over with a very bad back, orders a draft,
sees the priest and also buys the priest a beer.
The priest about to depart thanks the Irishman for his kindness, and tells
him to throw his crutches away he is now healed
Walks over to the Frenchman, and thanks him and heals his crippled hand
Walks over to the redneck, who very quickly looks at the priest and says
"leave me alone I'm on Workers Comp.
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