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To: "triumphs@autox.team.net" <triumphs@autox.team.net>,
Subject: humour non lbc
From: Fred Thomas <vafred@erols.com>
Date: Wed, 07 Jul 1999 18:11:52 -0400
 A Prayer for the Stressed

 Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
 The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
 And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
 I had to kill today because they ticked me off.

 And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
 As they may be connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
 Help me to always give 100% at work...
 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays

 And help me to remember.....When I'm having a really bad day,
 And it seems that people are trying to tick me off,
 That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle
finger.

 Amen




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