> This plot probably has something to do
> with that Chinese scientist who was stealing guided missile plans at Los
> Alamos. Come to think of it, has anyone every seen Barry and the
> scientist together. I propose they are one and the same.
>
> World domination, in a Spitfire, that's what he's up to.
Of course! That's it! A Laurel Green GT6+ was seen on the highway just
outside Roswell, NM a few months ago. Now, the mustachioed driver
behind the dark glasses could have been none other than our elusive Mr.
Schwartz. However, was that really George Lucas in the other seat? My
sources assure me it has to have been. These two mysterious futurists
were also both seen sometime later at Area 51 just after dark watching
the sky as some strange gold wheeled metallic red vehicle descended
under a strange light beam.
San Diego, BE WARNED!
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