Reed is right!! But, he also failed to mention that the virus will drain your
bank account and lead you to make questionable claims regarding the reliability
of English Automotive Profucts. BEWARE!!
Neil (completely broke)
1980 (completely reliable) Spitfire 1500 - Emma Peel
>
>WARNING:
>THIS IS NOT A HOAX. It has been confirmed by independent
>authorities such as the DOT, DEA and SCCA. I also learned first
>hand how dangerous it can be.
>
>WHAT IT IS:
>If you find in your possession and car labeled 'spitfire',
>DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains the 'LBC' virus, which will infect your
>personality, lifestyle and relationships. This virus is also know to
>be highly addictive, and has been proven to be a gateway to other
>addictive and immoral traits, such as racing, autocrossing,
>and GOING TOPLESS. There is no known cure.
>
>WHAT TO DO:
>Should you find any cars which you suspect might be spitfires,
>please forward them to me IMMEDIATELY for further analysis.
>
>
>--
>Reed "I'm going crazy in this cubicle" Mideke
>rmideke@interbase.com
>
Neil R. McAllister
Public Services Librarian
Fraser Valley Regional Library
Mission Library
33247 - 2nd Avenue,
Mission, B.C., Canada V2V 1J7
Telephone: (604) 826-6610
E-mail: neil.mcallister@fvrl.bc.ca
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